Tall Angry Monster

Save the Manitees!

1/15/2009 10:36 AM

I'm gonna be honest, I really don't care about the manitees. Today's topic of discussion is "urinal etiquette". From time to time ladies ask about the perplexing laws manly men abide by. So here's a little man quiz outlining some of the basic rules. There are many subtleties, and extenuating circumstances (like avoiding "Guy who talks too much"), but I'm not drawing a 700 pane strip.

When I'm not discussing the finer points of toilet selection, I frequently utilize my time reading political quibbles and ridiclous laws (basically Slashdot). Today I stumbled across news of a South Carolina state senator trying to pass a bill that slaps the use of profanity with a fine of $5,000 or up to 5 years in prison...which sounds completely reasonable. Its good to know that during these tough times, our government is working hard to solve pressing issues. I'd get smug and say that is why I don't live in the South, but Michigan had a similar law on the books until a few years ago. Thankfully, Michiginians can once again yodel curse words.

In gaming news our Waiting To Respawn Facebook app is nearing it's beta phase. If you're looking to trade off some old games with your 8 billion facebook friends, then get excited. I'll drop a post when its officially ready for early testing, probably sometime in the next week or two.

Lastly, I'm on vacation next week. To all of my fellow Northerners collectively freezing your balls (or she balls) off, I say KISS MY WARM ASS.

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