Tall Angry Monster

Zaaap

10/30/2008 10:36 AM

I participated in a little pediatric entertainment this weekend. The demographics in this excursion was pretty much what you would expect. There were a couple age ranges represented when I was there.
Old - One poor guy who pretty much had no idea what was going one
Mid-Twenties - 6 guys, including me.
Preteen + tweens - Millions and millions of them.

I was there for a birthday party of a preteen, and it was amusing. I felt like a giant! On top of that I crushed them under my giant sized shoes. I assumed that I was going to be at a disadvantage being unable to hide behind anything, which ended up being true. The part I didn't think of was that I was playing against the Halo generation. These little bastards just found a nook and sat there. So every couple minutes I'd just stroll by and pop every last one of them. EASY MONEY!

This was applying video games to real life.

See what Halo gets you?

PWNED!

Since Russell is always being a dick about typos and errors in my Rants, I pointed out that his work had plenty of flaws. According to Russell, "There were TWO typos...", which have since been fixed. Leaving commas out of the matter (they're conspiracy bullshit), I'd like to point out some remaining mistakes.

- "The demographics in this excursion was pretty much what you would expect."

Now I'm no English Major (I have a job), but I'm fairly certain that the word demographics implies plural. Therefore, they WERE what you would expect.

- "One poor guy who pretty much had no idea what was going one"

Did he have no idea what was going one? Or did he have no idea what was going on?

- "So every couple minutes"

Yup, I'm pretty sure you need to throw an 'of' in there somewhere, chief.

I realize, of course, that whatever I just wrote is likely to have plenty of typos and blah blah blah, but that's not the point. The point is Russ is a dirty, dirty crap monkey. And now there's proof on the internets. (no that's not a typo) Zing!

I've got something in my rant! Could you get it out for me?

That's FUCKING TEAMWORK!

That is 2 Ls