Tall Angry Monster

Terms of engagement...

06/17/2008 7:36 AM

To those of you asking "Mike, what's up with all the engagement talk?", I say, "Hey, shut up". Is this your rant? Oh wait, that's right, it's mine. I'll ask the questions.

Self, what's up with all the engagement talk? Good question, I'm glad I asked myself that. Basically I just got back from Russel's big wedding, which got my brain spinning. And that's never a good thing. I learned a few things, this weekend.
Here's some stuff:

- Congratulations are only for the groom. "Best Wishes" are for the bride, because congratulating the bride is to accuse her of being desperate.

- Rain on your wedding day is good luck

- Women still love shiny things

- Ladies all stop to gawk at a passing wedding party, guys don't give a shit.

- All DJ's are not so secretly a complete waste of space. Registering for gifts is only

- Getting drunk is fun. Even more so if it's an open bar.

The result of this newly obtained knowledge: We need to start some new wedding traditions. I'm not saying I didn't have a good time, because I did. I'm just saying, some of this stuff could go. You already know my position on diamonds, so I'll just say, maybe this is a better alternative.

Combining the fiestivity of Sombreros with the bling of Medallions, is way better than crappy rings, right? Right? Nevermind.

I'd say Best Wishes to Jennie, but we all know she doesn't read this. So Conratulations Russell, have fun on the honeymoon.

- Mike

That is 2 Ls