Tall Angry Monster

LACTOSE!!!

06/06/2008 7:36 AM

So randomly one day, my body decided it no longer enjoys the deliciosity of dairy products. I'm not sure how I went from drinking a half gallon of milk a day, to "I think I just pooped myself a little" from glancing down the dairy aisle. Having grown up in the dairy states, it was probably a karmic bitch slap for years of picking on small children.

If you're wondering what its like to be lactose intolerant, this should give you a pretty good idea. Honestly, I love cheese so much that I eat despite dire repercussions. And everytime it happens I picture the food in my belly getting into an all out brawl. Dairy, however, never seems to win... not sure what that says about me.

To quote Russell's take on this comic:
"I'm not sure what I think of "And Stay Out" I mean, whoever is throwing them out has to know that they are getting thrown into a blender, so unless they can piece themselves back together, they are going to "stay out" I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand I think it's a logical error, on the other hand maybe that guy is just an asshole (I bet it was the banana)"

If I had to guess, I'd say it was the banana too, because he IS just an asshole. Every time I hear Gwen Stefani's "Bananas", or whatever the shit that 'song' is called, I can't help but associate bananas with painful fucking torture. Thanks a lot bitch.

Props to David on his best artwork yet. Seriously, can you really stare at the ridiculous shit going on in this comic and not laugh (even if the joke isn't that funny)? Really? You don't find that humerous? Go eat a banana asshole.

- Mike

That is 2 Ls